May122012
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March282012
wowfunniestposts:

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Heather and I discussed how we would be “expressing” ourselves if we won the Mega Millions today. It looked a lot like this

wowfunniestposts:

Bored? click!

Heather and I discussed how we would be “expressing” ourselves if we won the Mega Millions today. It looked a lot like this

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March272012

Forever Alone

So with my hair a mess, no make up on, in my sweat pants and worn to the point of being see through high school shirt, I meet with this union guy about some benefits package. Just my luck the guy is in his 20’s, fit, blonde hair and gorgeous blue eyes. Then he starts talking about how he wants to talk about this stuff with one of my parents. Of course, I could have flirted and had him stay longer. But no, the forever single gal in me wouldn’t let him in the house and got pissy because I am 23 years old and I shouldn’t still have to have my parents present when discussing important documents and the such. So basically a really cute guy walks right into my life and I give him a great big boot up the ass.

March122012
This is on my boss’ Facebook page. He’s such a badass…. :|

This is on my boss’ Facebook page. He’s such a badass…. :|

March72012

Lets Hear It

Dear Fellow Retail Workers, past and present:
I need your help. I’d like to write a post about what we consider to be the perfect customer and I would like to see what you all think. What do you wish every customer did so that your day would be perfect? I’ll include my favorites in my next blog post

March22012
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January52012
Pretty sky greets me as I left work today

Pretty sky greets me as I left work today

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